...so I bought tickets to Portugal. To visit my sister and see the country for my self for the first time. I don't think that it's important to add the details of the trip to the T but my flight had that movie trope moment where the flight attendant said the "do we have a doctor on the plane?" line. Somebody was having some health issues and they gave the person some oxygen. The next morning after the flight I was in Azeitao. Me and my sisters partner were up and measuring if his riding shoes fit me well. He lent me his red shorts. Other option was lycra ones but I can't to this day .. I just can't. He is riding mountain bike and I am on carbon fibre road bike hybrid. It has officially ruined all other bikes I have ever ridden. Including the one I use daily in UK. It's lighter than pair of steelies. We set off from the little town and slowly with every turn we were turning away from the town's rustle and bustle. First thing that I noticed was the ...